Bovie Movie

Soul Assassin is an action movie from The Netherlands made by music video director Laurence Malkin. Skeet Ulrich plays Kevin Burke, a recently promoted young executive at Jorgensen Financial in Rotterdam. After a hit man murders his girlfriend Rosalind (Katherine Lang), he goes off in search of the killers. Eventually, he gets his boss Karl Jorgensen (Derek de Lint) and the entire security division of the company on the investigation. This makes Karl’s son Junior (Antonie Kamerling) jealous. Kristy Swanson plays the mysterious mobster Tessa.

A botched science experiment unleashes a destructive otherworldly force with the power to devour the planet in this science fiction disaster thriller starring Judd Nelson and Kristy Swanson. Science has finally gone too far, and as a giant black hole opens up over St. Louis, the terrified denizens struggle to escape the all-consuming void by any means necessary. As General Ryker (David Selby) prepares to lob a heaping helping of nuclear warheads at the rapidly expanding hole, scientist Eric Bryce (Nelson) and his assistant Shannon (Swanson) soon discover that the hole has also provided passage for an interstellar stalker of the most unsavory variety. Now, with a murderous alien on the loose and the fate of the world looking grimmer by the minute, Eric and Shannon must destroy the savage visitor and reverse the effects of the black hole before the increasingly unstable General Ryker carries out his explosive final solution.

Prospective parents everywhere, you have a new role model: Adam Sandler! In Big Daddy, Sandler plays 30-year-old bachelor Sonny Koufax, a carefree slob who has never much taken to adult responsibilities. However, as his old buddies start getting married and drifting away, Sonny realizes that if he doesn’t do something soon, he could end up all alone for the rest of his life. When his most recent girlfriend dumps him because she’s sick of being with a man who can’t act like a grown-up, he decides that it’s time to take drastic action to win her back. To convince her that he can face adult responsibilities, he adopts a five-year-old boy, Julian (Cole Sprouse and Dylan Sprouse). However, the plan doesn’t work, and, as Sonny resigns himself to being single a bit longer, he makes a horrifying discovery: he can’t return Julian, and now he really does have to start acting like an adult. Supporting Sandler in Big Daddy are Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Josh Mostel, Rob Schneider, and Kristy Swanson.

From director Jim Abrahams, one of the minds behind the Airplane! and Naked Gun films, comes another parody. This time around, Abrahams has his sights set on the action-adventure genre, specifically Top Gun. Charlie Sheen stars as Topper Harley, a maverick air force pilot who constantly lives in the shadow of his father’s legacy. Unable to handle the pressure, Harley has left the Air Force to live among a tribe of Native Americans. But when the United States seeks to destroy some Iraqi nuclear facilities, there’s only one man for the job. After being coaxed back into service, Harley soon realizes that in addition to Saddam Hussein, he’ll have to contend with a rival pilot, played by Cary Elwes, and a devious aerospace executive. Among the many films lampooned are Dances With Wolves, 9 1/2 Weeks, The Fabulous Baker Boys, and Gone With the Wind.